Frank understands that. He sympathizes. But, damn, that stank could peel the slime off the dungeon walls!
My python boot is too tight.
I couldn't get it off last night.
A week went by,
And that was July.
I finally got it off,
And my girlfriend cried.
You got Stinkfoot...
Your Stinkfoot put puts a hurt on my nose.
Can you rinse it off,
Do you suppose?
Thematically appropriate bonus content: Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?